A Lib Dem election leaflet from a parallel universe

Hi, I'm Alistair Carmichael, and I'm your Liberal Democrat candidate for the Orkney & Shetland by-election on September 24th.

You remember me, surely?  I'm the chap who lied to you during the general election campaign.

I'm asking you to return me to Westminster with an overwhelming mandate for the traditional Liberal values of rehabilitation for me and giving me a second chance.

We had thought of putting these vitally important Liberal principles into practice without consulting you guys, but then we remembered we've got the word "Democrat" in our name as well.

This by-election is a straight choice between the SNP and rehabilitation for me.

ONLY the Lib Dems are strong enough in this area to rehabilitate me and give me a second chance.  Labour and the Tories can't do it.

The Liberal Democrats - REHABILITATING HERE!