Somewhere, the Philebrity Staff is Giving Each Other High-Fives, Saying "Now That's What I'm Talking About"

You want vagina? We got vagina. Well, okay, not quite. What we have is an oral sex expert in a bikini and knee socks. And a garden-variety garden gnome performing what appears to be the act my grandmother once delicately referred to as "cunnilingus." But what do we know? We're just mystery novel geeks here at Secret Dead Blog. You'll find the reason for this photo, along with much, much more, over at the new issue of the Philadelphia City Paper, which hit the streets (and the web) today. For my issue rundown, check out the Clog.

We now return you to Secret Dead Blog's usual coverage of David Goodis, noir flicks, and photos of bearded Scots carrying bagpipes.